A special throwback edition of Ezri Speaks

Photo of Ezri with fancy hair for the PTA dance.

I found some older Ezri quotes I’d jotted down and then forgotten in a notebook.

Here are her thoughts from kindergarten.

“A poogol is bigger than a googol and a plundred is bigger than a hundred.”

On eating toast, “I pretend there are princesses in the middle and knights won’t let them out. I eat like this to let them out.” She nibbles the crust off her toast.

“The only number in the whole world is ONE.”

And here is a collection from last fall of her first grade thoughts.

e: The world is worth more than all the money in the world
i: What about all the money on Mars?
e: There is no money on Mars

“Amanda, will I be popular when I grow up? I think I will. Because of my voice – it is very good . . .and I am very graceful.”

Loud Thunk heard from her room, “It’s okay. That was just my sarcophagus and there isn’t much in it.”

“Don’t you think I am like Poppy Corn?” Reading from the card about this Shopkin (line of anthropomorphized retail goods), “Warm and full of surprises. A great friend to see a movie with. She’s a bag of fun.”
My response, “Yes, Ezri, you are a bag of fun. And it’s time for the bag to brush its teeth.”

“Once Ivan is outside fighting zombies, only something like dinner can stop him. Something he REALLY likes.”

“Sleeping bags are special because you can put stuff in them and it stays there.”