Ezri speaks

Quotes and conversations with Ezri:

e: Can you peel your eye?
A: Keeping your eyes peeled means keeping them open like this.
e: You should always keep your eyes peeled. . . except at bedtime.

In talking about the plot of the book Extra Yarn which has an evil Archduke, Ezri repeatedly referred to the Archduke as Count Dooku.

These quotes from a happy playing together moment for Ezri and her little brother,
“I tried to pull the monster’s head off, but he wouldn’t let me. It’s just stuck on.
It’s a baby monster. The baby monster is Ivan. Ahhhhhhhh!”

Ezri filled a large box with blankets and stuffed animals then declared it to be her “snuggery because it is snug. I love my snuggery.”
This prompted Eric to say, “Get thee to a snuggery!”

“I always use my vagina when I pee.”

“Bad pictures in my eyes,” is the way Ezri describes nightmares and when they happen she wants Eric. He is her go-to for comfort after the bad pictures have been in her eyes.

We do a lot of talking about whether we want company or privacy when we go to the bathroom, but even I found this question a little forward,
“Do you want a hug while you are pooping?”

Things Ezri prompted her parents to say:

“Making a Foofa sandwich is not the same as putting your shoes on,” explained Eric.
“Do not put your bunny snack in the galaxy putty. The galaxy putty is not that bunny’s ocean,” explained Amanda.
“Do not play footsie with your brother at the dinner table.” This has happened often enough that both parents have uttered it.

Photos of happy hour at The Snuggery follow: