Ezri Speaks

Ezri with her gingerbread house team!

I love this series of photos in which Ezri goes from posing for a photo to realizing there is a frosting covered cookie in front of her. The tongue comes out.

After decorating gingerbread houses:
e: When do we get to eat it?
A: We don’t eat it. We are going to use it to decorate for Christmas.
with a very puzzled expression
e: It is candy.

“I can peel an orange all by myself. I never went to orange school. I learned it by eating.”

“When I grow up I want to be a magician or a mama or a grandma. . . or a clown.”

Pointing at one of those inflatable Santas on the drive back from Spanish class Ezri says, “Santa is rojo-ho-ho!”

“Do mermaids use potties or just pee in the water like fish?”

e: I want a SMOOTHY!
A: We are not getting smoothies today.
e: You are a bad mama. I am going to put you in your room.
A: You do not get to put me in time-out for not getting you a smoothy. It does not work that way.
e: IT DOES WORK THAT WAY.
A: No, it doesn’t.
e: YES, IT DOES.
A: No, it really doesn’t
e: YES! IT! DOES!
It may have gone on longer, but I’ll end it there.