Ezri Speaks

Did you know our hotel room came with a secret hideout?
Well, it did,
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Quotes and conversations with Ezri:

“This is my foot. It is super foot. Like a bird but without wings. It does this on bad guys.” (stomping motion there at the end)

“Can tape worms have tape worms?”

Ezri’s words for the personal light and fan on the airplane.
“My little light,” and “my little breeze” respectively.

Ezri wearing a crocodile nose and a superhero cape, “I am a vampire. I am going to steal your gums!”
Me: Is that what vampires do?
Ezri: Yes, they steal your gums.
Me: What are gums?
Ezri pointing: This part above your teeth.
Me: How do they steal them?
Ezri: They have very sharp knives.
Me: What do they do with them?
Ezri: Turn them into tooth fairy dust!
Ezri may be under educated on the topic of vampires.

“I have mad skills because I am a mad scientist.”

After thoroughly examining me with her play doctor’s kit.
Me: How am I doing?
Dr. Ezri: Well, you’re not going to die. So that’s good.