Ezri Speaks

e: RUN! The Pee monster IS COMING!
A: What is a pee monster?
e: He is a monster who comes and pees on your floor.
Ezri later informed me the vomit monster was coming. Yeah, I can guess what he does.

“If this cape gets dirty like with banana bread on it or chocolate on it, it’s okay because I have another cape. The other cape is blue.”

Ezri declared her favorite superhero to be Superman. At first I was disappointed, but in further conversation I discovered she really just wants to be able to fly. This helps explain her fascination with Peter Pan. Also, flying in an invisible plane is not how she wants to fly.

“Oh, come on! Seriously.” This quote is only funny if you hear her say it with the exact same infliction as her father and particularly when things are going wrong like her video having trouble loading on the computer.