Ezri speaks

Here’s another collection of quotes and comments from our girl.

“When I am the mama we will eat ALOT of chocolate after dinner.”

In a related comment:
Me: That was the last skittle. We’re done with candy.
Ezri: But I am still candyish.
(“Candyish” clearly means I am hungry but only for candy)

I realize I am so not ready for my little girl to navigate the world of playground politics as I overhear this exchange:
Bigger Girl Met At Playground: Why are you following me?
Ezri: Because I want to play with you. I’m Ezri.
BGMAP: No, you’re too little.
Ezri: But I am very nice.
The bigger girl then ran away.
Though later the two were bouncing together and playing.

While in an automatic carwash which I described as a shower for the car, Ezri said, “I helped daddy take the car to the dentist for cars.” I said okay, but was perplexed.
Later, Eric told me he described emission testing as getting the car a check-up like at the dentist.

Ezri: Where’s mom?
Eric: Mom just went to work.
Ezri: I miss mom.
Eric: I miss her too.
Ezri: Let’s go find a new mom.