Ezri speaks

Here’s another collection of Ezri’s speech.

“I am the company expert and the stirring expert in the family.” Ezri speaks on her ability to keep the cook company in the kitchen and help stir during meal preparations.

“You use the big potty. Mama, you have a big bum. I have a little bum.”

While we were playing with a black cat doll I crocheted and gave to Eric years ago I said, “I could make you a crocheted animal.”
Ezri shook her head and said, “I just want to be a Ezri.”
pause
“Oh, no, I just meant I could make a crocheted animal FOR you.”

Ezri: I am going to ride a unicycle!
Me: Really?
Ezri: You are the unicycle.
Me: I see.
Luckily, the unicycle was available to give Ezri a ride.

Me: Remember, Ezri, your dad has a hurt foot so don’t step on his foot and hurt him.
Ezri: I am not going to hurt your foot, daddy. I am going to hurt your knee.

Before dinner Ezri said, “I would like a orange for appletizer.” pause “I would like a orangetizer, please.”