Lefty

Ezri loves this plastic baby from Target who she calls “Babeee.” I call him Lefty on account of the manufacturing error that gives him two right hands. Ezri likes to ride Lefty on her tricycle, strap him into her stroller, give him drinks from her sippy cup (thank you no drip valve technology) and even toss him onto the futon to tickle him.

Here are Ezri and Lefty. She has recently removed his clothing. He is not anatomically correct. Although, I did add a belly button with a sharpie marker as Ezri was displeased that Lefty lacked one.

I asked Ezri to kiss the baby. She, very sweetly, did just that making kissy noises.

Then without prompting the kissing turned into this.

Zombie Ezri must eat baby brains!