{"id":6569,"date":"2016-07-10T10:27:51","date_gmt":"2016-07-10T15:27:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=6569"},"modified":"2016-07-21T08:49:58","modified_gmt":"2016-07-21T13:49:58","slug":"zombie-child","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=6569","title":{"rendered":"Zombie Child"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?attachment_id=6570\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6570\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/IMG_20160708_182358553-208x300.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_20160708_182358553\" width=\"208\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-6570\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/IMG_20160708_182358553-208x300.jpg 208w, https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/IMG_20160708_182358553-768x1106.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/IMG_20160708_182358553-711x1024.jpg 711w, https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/IMG_20160708_182358553.jpg 1440w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 208px) 100vw, 208px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There was one time Ezri came home from first grade with a yellow color on her behavior chart meaning she needed improvement that day. I asked why she was on yellow. She said this and made the face above. She explained that Eli taught her how to do it, but he didn&#8217;t get in trouble which is not fair. I asked what she was supposed to be doing when she was making the face. &#8220;Listening,&#8221; she said. I asked if was Eli making the face when he was supposed to be listening? &#8220;I don&#8217;t think so,&#8221; she answered. It&#8217;s all about timing, kid.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, this is the face I got when I asked her to smile. She was feeling zombie instead. Although, she is also a smiling zombie eyed girl.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There was one time Ezri came home from first grade with a yellow color on her behavior chart meaning she needed improvement that day. I asked why she was on yellow. She said this and made the face above. She explained that Eli taught her how to do it, but he didn&#8217;t get in trouble [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6569","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6569"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6569\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6610,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6569\/revisions\/6610"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}