{"id":5809,"date":"2015-05-20T16:19:23","date_gmt":"2015-05-20T21:19:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=5809"},"modified":"2015-05-20T16:19:23","modified_gmt":"2015-05-20T21:19:23","slug":"butterfly-owl-kitty-and-puppy-outsmart-the-zombies-and-sharks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=5809","title":{"rendered":"Butterfly, Owl, Kitty and Puppy outsmart the Zombies and Sharks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/zombiesnoproblem.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/zombiesnoproblem-300x285.jpg\" alt=\"zombiesnoproblem\" width=\"300\" height=\"285\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-5810\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/zombiesnoproblem-300x285.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/zombiesnoproblem-1024x973.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yesterday my kids and their friends were pretending that zombies were attacking the lawn. They decided that since zombies attack humans they would cleverly disguise themselves as animals. Butterfly, owl, kitty and puppy would surely be safe from attack. I also heard them proclaim, &#8220;We&#8217;ll be safe from sharks too. They only eat fish and people.&#8221; My take away lesson is that after the zombie apocalypse it is the furries who shall inherit the Earth.<\/p>\n<p>Backyard romping is great. Love this spring weather.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/happyblurry.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/happyblurry-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"happyblurry\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-5811\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/happyblurry-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/happyblurry-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/climbingkids.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/climbingkids-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"climbingkids\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-5812\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/climbingkids-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/climbingkids-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/slide-puppy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/slide-puppy-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"slide puppy\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-5813\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/slide-puppy-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/slide-puppy-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday my kids and their friends were pretending that zombies were attacking the lawn. They decided that since zombies attack humans they would cleverly disguise themselves as animals. Butterfly, owl, kitty and puppy would surely be safe from attack. I also heard them proclaim, &#8220;We&#8217;ll be safe from sharks too. They only eat fish and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5809","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5809","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5809"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5809\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5814,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5809\/revisions\/5814"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5809"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5809"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5809"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}