{"id":4646,"date":"2013-11-06T14:27:51","date_gmt":"2013-11-06T20:27:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=4646"},"modified":"2013-11-06T22:16:39","modified_gmt":"2013-11-07T04:16:39","slug":"ezri-speaks-43","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=4646","title":{"rendered":"Ezri Speaks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/toothfairysecondtime.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/toothfairysecondtime-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"toothfairysecondtime\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-4702\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/toothfairysecondtime-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/toothfairysecondtime-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ezri lost her 2nd tooth last night. &#8220;After 3 more teeth I can buy a new My Little Pony.&#8221;  We discussed the idea of an allowance since purchasing power seemed entrancing. But once she heard she might not get her allowance if she didn&#8217;t help out, she did not want an allowance at all.  Apparently it would be sadder for her not to get her allowance in a given week than to never have had one at all.  She said, &#8220;Maybe when I am five, I will get one.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You are a good singer.  I am a good singer.  Maybe together we can be movie stars.&#8221;  Obviously this was said to her father, not her mother.<\/p>\n<p>We were talking about all different kinds of jobs people have and Ezri said, &#8220;I want my job to be being friends with all the kids in whole world.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Manny is my closest friend.&#8221;  Further conversation revealed that this is the case because he is the friend who lives closest to our house.<\/p>\n<p>Amanda: It won&#8217;t matter which pillow you put your tooth under.  The tooth fairy will find it. She&#8217;s magic.<br \/>\nezri: No, she&#8217;s NOT magic.<br \/>\nEric: Then how does she know you just lost a tooth?<br \/>\nezri: She&#8217;s just really smart.<br \/>\n(Ezri knows magic is pretend and I think she wants to believe the tooth fairy is REAL.)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m doomed! Doomed!  I have so much to pack and only these two bags.&#8221;  Hyperbole.  Her dramatic tone made me chuckle.  She was just putting toys in her owly bags for fun and carrying them from room to room.  <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Rectangles! Get your free Rectangles!&#8221;  Ezri called this out as she cut a piece of paper into tiny rectangles.  I got 12 free rectangles.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s a littlest pet shop fashion show and Ivan is my little assistant.  Can I have him for 5 more minutes, please?&#8221;  When I told Ezri, Ivan needed to go take his nap.  These days they are playing together more productively.  Plenty of squabbling, but lots of nice moments enjoying each other too.<\/p>\n<p>When the kids had gone into &#8220;Kids Land where no grown-ups are allowed&#8221; and been quiet a bit too long.  I suspected climbing on the bed which they had been doing earlier in the morning, but when I opened the door I found Ezri reading Ivan a story quietly.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/readingtoivan.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/readingtoivan-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"readingtoivan\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-4708\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/readingtoivan-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/readingtoivan-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Max monkey needed a new outfit and it was Blau Haus Dance Day.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/monkeydance.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/monkeydance-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"monkeydance\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-4703\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/monkeydance-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/monkeydance-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ezri lost her 2nd tooth last night. &#8220;After 3 more teeth I can buy a new My Little Pony.&#8221; We discussed the idea of an allowance since purchasing power seemed entrancing. But once she heard she might not get her allowance if she didn&#8217;t help out, she did not want an allowance at all. 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