{"id":3782,"date":"2012-09-12T20:09:47","date_gmt":"2012-09-13T01:09:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=3782"},"modified":"2012-09-12T20:14:45","modified_gmt":"2012-09-13T01:14:45","slug":"ezri-speaks-26","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=3782","title":{"rendered":"Ezri Speaks"},"content":{"rendered":"

“I am a Play dough Pirate! ARRRR!”
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Here are some other assorted conversations with Ezri.<\/p>\n

Ezri (to me with a heavy sigh): ‘When you are cranky like this, I just don’t know what to do with you.”
\nChildren are like verbal mirrors. This was after I raised my voice to get her to put on her underwear after using the potty – oh, the crankiness.<\/p>\n

“Daddy is a good cook, he can cook at McDonald’s. Amanda, you can cook at a restaurant where only stuffed animals eat.”<\/p>\n

Ezri speaks the truth about me when we are playing superheroes and she tells me,
\n“You are not a bad guy. You are Wonder Woman!” <\/p>\n

“You expect NOTHING!”
\nI have a habit of saying, “You suspect nothing,” when I am sneaking up on someone to tickle them. Ezri pointing at me and saying, “You expect NOTHING!” before she planned to sneak up and tickle me was hilarious.<\/p>\n

Ezri explained to me that a pirate has a dog named Scurvy. This because of hearing the phrase, “ARRRR! Ye scurvy dogs!” If we ever get a dog at my house, we may just name him Scurvy.<\/p>\n

She has decided it is the most funny joke ever to say, “Yo ho ho and a bottle of PEE,” in her pirate voice. This because a friend took the liquor out of the phrase by saying, “Yo ho ho and a bottle of pop.” And because nothing is funny like urine to a three-year-old. Okay, it’s possible that poops and farts are even funnier.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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