{"id":3723,"date":"2012-08-24T16:24:29","date_gmt":"2012-08-24T21:24:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=3723"},"modified":"2012-08-24T16:49:44","modified_gmt":"2012-08-24T21:49:44","slug":"ezri-speaks-25","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=3723","title":{"rendered":"Ezri Speaks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Did you know our hotel room came with a secret hideout?<br \/>\nWell, it did,<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/adventurecave.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/adventurecave-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"adventurecave\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-3766\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/adventurecave-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/adventurecave-1024x767.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>i<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/adventurecave2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/adventurecave2-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"adventurecave2\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-3767\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/adventurecave2-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/adventurecave2-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Quotes and conversations with Ezri:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This is my foot.  It is super foot.  Like a bird but without wings.  It does this on bad guys.&#8221; (stomping motion there at the end)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Can tape worms have tape worms?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ezri&#8217;s words for the personal light and fan on the airplane.<br \/>\n&#8220;My little light,&#8221; and &#8220;my little breeze&#8221; respectively.<\/p>\n<p>Ezri wearing a crocodile nose and a superhero cape, &#8220;I am a vampire.  I am going to steal your gums!&#8221;<br \/>\nMe: Is that what vampires do?<br \/>\nEzri: Yes, they steal your gums.<br \/>\nMe: What are gums?<br \/>\nEzri pointing:  This part above your teeth.<br \/>\nMe: How do they steal them?<br \/>\nEzri:  They have very sharp knives.<br \/>\nMe: What do they do with them?<br \/>\nEzri: Turn them into tooth fairy dust!<br \/>\nEzri may be under educated on the topic of vampires.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I have mad skills because I am a mad scientist.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>After thoroughly examining me with her play doctor&#8217;s kit.<br \/>\nMe: How am I doing?<br \/>\nDr. Ezri:  Well, you&#8217;re not going to die.  So that&#8217;s good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did you know our hotel room came with a secret hideout? Well, it did, i Quotes and conversations with Ezri: &#8220;This is my foot. It is super foot. Like a bird but without wings. It does this on bad guys.&#8221; (stomping motion there at the end) &#8220;Can tape worms have tape worms?&#8221; Ezri&#8217;s words for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3723","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ezri-speaks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3723","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3723"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3723\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3770,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3723\/revisions\/3770"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3723"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3723"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3723"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}