{"id":3682,"date":"2012-07-12T14:44:47","date_gmt":"2012-07-12T19:44:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=3682"},"modified":"2012-07-12T14:44:47","modified_gmt":"2012-07-12T19:44:47","slug":"ezri-speaks-23","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=3682","title":{"rendered":"Ezri Speaks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2012\/07\/mustacheglasses.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2012\/07\/mustacheglasses-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"mustacheglasses\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-3684\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2012\/07\/mustacheglasses-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2012\/07\/mustacheglasses-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nGlasses with attached mustache = classy<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s some Ezri quotes.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m the center of contention.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I have a rumbly in my bumbly.&#8221; followed by fart noises.<\/p>\n<p>Ezri is trying to work out what is funny.  She is testing a theory that saying things obviously false to both parties is amusing.<br \/>\n&#8220;Eagles can&#8217;t fly.&#8221; Ezri laughs and then pauses, &#8220;Is that funny?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Don&#8217;t stop at stop signs.&#8221;  Ezri laughs and then pauses, &#8220;Is that funny?&#8221;<br \/>\nHumor is tricky.<\/p>\n<p>Ezri does know there&#8217;s such a thing as a bad joke.<br \/>\nShe told me that &#8220;The Joker is a bad guy who tells bad jokes.&#8221;  I&#8217;ve also learned he would probably take your snack instead of sharing his snack with you.  That Joker is pretty evil.<\/p>\n<p>Ezri is struggling with understanding that words have multiple meanings and that we speak in idioms.<br \/>\nI said &#8220;the proof is in the pudding.&#8221;  And Ezri asked about pudding having a roof and then how do you eat it with its roof on.<br \/>\nI took off my glasses and said that &#8220;things were fuzzy.&#8221;  Ezri was super puzzled as fuzzy means only like a furry teddy bear to her.  She asked how that worked and if she could do it.  Eric and I explained about the other meaning of &#8220;fuzzy.&#8221;  The next day she took of her sunglasses and said, &#8220;Now everything is fluffy.&#8221;  It took me a minute to figure out what she was referencing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Glasses with attached mustache = classy Here&#8217;s some Ezri quotes. &#8220;I&#8217;m the center of contention.&#8221; &#8220;I have a rumbly in my bumbly.&#8221; followed by fart noises. Ezri is trying to work out what is funny. She is testing a theory that saying things obviously false to both parties is amusing. &#8220;Eagles can&#8217;t fly.&#8221; Ezri laughs [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dress-up","category-ezri-speaks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3682"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3682\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3685,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3682\/revisions\/3685"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}