{"id":3636,"date":"2012-06-20T20:50:39","date_gmt":"2012-06-21T01:50:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=3636"},"modified":"2012-06-20T20:50:39","modified_gmt":"2012-06-21T01:50:39","slug":"ezri-speaks-21","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=3636","title":{"rendered":"Ezri Speaks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2012\/06\/fandance.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2012\/06\/fandance-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"fandance\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-3638\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2012\/06\/fandance-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2012\/06\/fandance-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ezri informed me that &#8220;Ivan is a robot.&#8221;<br \/>\nGiven how she feels about robots this can only be a positive development.<\/p>\n<p>Ezri&#8217;s first joke,<br \/>\n&#8220;What do crows say in the morning?<br \/>\nCAW-fee CAW-fee CAW-fee&#8221;<br \/>\nShe likes to make you say &#8220;CAW&#8221; and then she will say &#8220;fee&#8221; or vice-versa.<\/p>\n<p>me: What was your favorite part of Spanish class today?<br \/>\nezri: When Mr. Alfonso smelled my pies (pronounced pee-ehs which is Spanish for feet).<br \/>\nI really like her Spanish teacher&#8217;s style.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ezri informed me that &#8220;Ivan is a robot.&#8221; Given how she feels about robots this can only be a positive development. Ezri&#8217;s first joke, &#8220;What do crows say in the morning? CAW-fee CAW-fee CAW-fee&#8221; She likes to make you say &#8220;CAW&#8221; and then she will say &#8220;fee&#8221; or vice-versa. me: What was your favorite part [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3636","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ezri-speaks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3636","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3636"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3636\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3641,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3636\/revisions\/3641"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}