{"id":3379,"date":"2012-04-09T15:48:44","date_gmt":"2012-04-09T20:48:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=3379"},"modified":"2012-04-09T15:48:44","modified_gmt":"2012-04-09T20:48:44","slug":"ezri-speaks-15","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=3379","title":{"rendered":"Ezri Speaks"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I am not putting on a shirt because I am doing yoga.<\/p>\n

Ezri and the art of the knock-knock joke:
\ne: Knock, knock
\nA: Who’s there?
\ne: Bear!
\nA: Bear who?
\ne: Bear STOP SIGN!<\/p>\n

“I am going to be a bird and I am not going to poop on our windows.”
\nGuess what Ezri remembers cleaning off the windows of our house.<\/p>\n

Ezri likes to pretend to be a robot. She beeps and uses a robotic voice.
\nShe likes to tell stories about robots too. Today she told me,”Blind robot and seeing-eye dog are best friends.”<\/p>\n

Another Ezri-style story:
\n“Seventy is a clock. Seventy-clock does not point at seven. He points at 8, 9, 10, 11, but not 12 and not 7 and not 13. Seventy-clock has a squirrel friend. They play games.”<\/p>\n

e: I WANT A SNACK!
\nSince this was not a request nor nicely put I decide to respond with one of my own desires.<\/em>
\nA: I want a nap.
\ne pauses and looks thoughtful.<\/em>
\ne: You should get me a snack and then go nap.<\/p>\n

Ezri did not like the available outfit options in her dresser one day. She found paper. She asked for markers.
\nA: What are you making?
\ne: A apron to wear to Amy’s wedding. Purple SPIRALS!
\nWith nothing to wear in her closet, Ezri decides to make it work.
\nFirst she designs the fabric wearing only her underclothes.
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Then she asked mom to help her fit the dress.
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Then she danced until the dress tore. It was determined a dress you could not dance in would not do for future celebrations. She accepted some clothes from a newly cleaned laundry basket to wear for the day.
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I am not putting on a shirt because I am doing yoga. Ezri and the art of the knock-knock joke: e: Knock, knock A: Who’s there? e: Bear! A: Bear who? e: Bear STOP SIGN! “I am going to be a bird and I am not going to poop on our windows.” Guess what Ezri […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3379","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ezri-speaks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3379","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3379"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3379\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3426,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3379\/revisions\/3426"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}