{"id":3293,"date":"2012-03-13T10:14:33","date_gmt":"2012-03-13T15:14:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=3293"},"modified":"2012-03-13T10:14:33","modified_gmt":"2012-03-13T15:14:33","slug":"ezri-speaks-14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=3293","title":{"rendered":"Ezri Speaks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Rocking in her PJs<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2012\/03\/rockingpjs.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2012\/03\/rockingpjs-210x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"rockingpjs\" width=\"210\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-3342\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2012\/03\/rockingpjs-210x300.jpg 210w, https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2012\/03\/rockingpjs-719x1024.jpg 719w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Another collection of quotable Ezri follows.<\/p>\n<p>After too many &#8220;why&#8221; questions, I told Ezri we were happy to answer her questions.<br \/>\nBut, no more questions that started with &#8220;why.&#8221;  Ask some questions that start with &#8220;what&#8221; or &#8220;how,&#8221; please.<br \/>\nHer next question.<br \/>\n&#8220;Why no why questions?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>We have a friend who makes a &#8220;wah-wah&#8221; noise when, for example, a hole is missed in mini-golf.  Ezri has started using &#8220;wah-wah&#8221; at exactly the right moments.  I drop my cookie on the floor and hear a small &#8220;wah-wah.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This is an Eric quote heard during the bedtime routine and spoken to Ezri, &#8220;No, we already did the cow.  You missed it because you were too busy doing one eye.&#8221;  Funny part is I know exactly what he is talking about.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A panda will eat my magic wand.&#8221;  Ezri was using a piece of bamboo for her magic wand.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;C3PO can have daddy&#8217;s chair while he&#8217;s gone.&#8221;  Yes, Eric, you&#8217;ve been replaced by a beanie baby droid replica.<\/p>\n<p>Practicing her beat boxing<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2012\/03\/bizbeat.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2012\/03\/bizbeat-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"bizbeat\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-3343\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2012\/03\/bizbeat-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2012\/03\/bizbeat-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2012\/03\/bizbeat.jpg 2025w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rocking in her PJs Another collection of quotable Ezri follows. After too many &#8220;why&#8221; questions, I told Ezri we were happy to answer her questions. But, no more questions that started with &#8220;why.&#8221; Ask some questions that start with &#8220;what&#8221; or &#8220;how,&#8221; please. Her next question. &#8220;Why no why questions?&#8221; We have a friend who [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3293","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ezri-speaks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3293","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3293"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3293\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3344,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3293\/revisions\/3344"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3293"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3293"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3293"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}