{"id":3248,"date":"2012-02-26T20:09:16","date_gmt":"2012-02-27T02:09:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=3248"},"modified":"2012-02-26T20:09:16","modified_gmt":"2012-02-27T02:09:16","slug":"ezri-speaks-13","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=3248","title":{"rendered":"Ezri Speaks"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Another collection of quotes and conversations with the three-year-old.<\/p>\n

“It is naked party time!”
\nIf your mind conjured a picture of a dancing, naked Ezri – that’s about right.<\/p>\n

Playing with Cinderella flannel board:
\nEzri: Why is the stepmama mean?
\nMe: I don’t know maybe she is jealous. Sometimes people do mean things.
\nEzri: Maybe she needs more sleep.<\/p>\n

In this same Cinderella play session I got the comment, “Mama, you are like the fairy mama. The fairy mama reads stories and kisses goodnight.” Guess we know what evil stepmothers do NOT do.<\/p>\n

While discussing her medicine, “No not FLAVOR, how it tastes.” <\/p>\n

Ezri: I want up!
\nMe: I want a clean house.
\nEzri: UP! I want up!
\nMe: I want a good night’s sleep.
\nEzri: Don’t say that. Up!
\nMe: Ezri, just ask nicely.
\nEzri: Please, don’t say that.
\nAnd then I picked her up.<\/p>\n

“Do monkeys have eyebrows?”<\/p>\n

At her three-year well check, the doctor had a picture of a stick person with one eye and one leg. The directions were to ask your child what it was. A response of man, child, person, girl, snowman or the like would earn the child credit for passing some developmental milestone of stick person identification. I asked Ezri what the picture was and she said, “It’s a pirate. He has one eye.” We gave her credit and made the doctor laugh.<\/p>\n

“What cheered him down?”
\nEzri is a champion at making her little brother smile. She is an expert at cheering him up. After he bumped his head and wailed she asked, “What cheered him down?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Another collection of quotes and conversations with the three-year-old. “It is naked party time!” If your mind conjured a picture of a dancing, naked Ezri – that’s about right. Playing with Cinderella flannel board: Ezri: Why is the stepmama mean? Me: I don’t know maybe she is jealous. Sometimes people do mean things. Ezri: Maybe […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ezri-speaks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3248","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3248"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3248\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3315,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3248\/revisions\/3315"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}