{"id":3209,"date":"2012-02-08T09:37:16","date_gmt":"2012-02-08T15:37:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=3209"},"modified":"2012-02-08T20:09:35","modified_gmt":"2012-02-09T02:09:35","slug":"ezri-speaks-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=3209","title":{"rendered":"Ezri speaks"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Here’s another collection of quotes and comments from our girl.<\/p>\n

“When I am the mama we will eat ALOT of chocolate after dinner.”<\/p>\n

In a related comment:
\nMe: That was the last skittle. We’re done with candy.
\nEzri: But I am still candyish.
\n(“Candyish” clearly means I am hungry but only for candy)<\/p>\n

I realize I am so not ready for my little girl to navigate the world of playground politics as I overhear this exchange:
\nBigger Girl Met At Playground: Why are you following me?
\nEzri: Because I want to play with you. I’m Ezri.
\nBGMAP: No, you’re too little.
\nEzri: But I am very nice.
\nThe bigger girl then ran away.
\nThough later the two were bouncing together and playing. <\/p>\n

While in an automatic carwash which I described as a shower for the car, Ezri said, “I helped daddy take the car to the dentist for cars.” I said okay, but was perplexed.
\nLater, Eric told me he described emission testing as getting the car a check-up like at the dentist.<\/p>\n

Ezri: Where’s mom?
\nEric: Mom just went to work.
\nEzri: I miss mom.
\nEric: I miss her too.
\nEzri: Let’s go find a new mom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Here’s another collection of quotes and comments from our girl. “When I am the mama we will eat ALOT of chocolate after dinner.” In a related comment: Me: That was the last skittle. We’re done with candy. Ezri: But I am still candyish. (“Candyish” clearly means I am hungry but only for candy) I realize […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ezri-speaks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3209"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3209\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3244,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3209\/revisions\/3244"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}