{"id":2993,"date":"2011-11-10T21:21:22","date_gmt":"2011-11-11T03:21:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=2993"},"modified":"2011-11-10T21:21:22","modified_gmt":"2011-11-11T03:21:22","slug":"ezri-speaks-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=2993","title":{"rendered":"Ezri Speaks"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nToday was the first day Ezri asked for her mittens that I thought she had the right idea. It’s getting chilly out there.<\/p>\n

Another collection of Ezri’s comments:<\/p>\n

“Many things are up high. So, may I please stand on chairs?”<\/p>\n

Ezri’s comment on the slightly smaller bananas in the produce section:
\n“These are just my size.”
\nYes, we purchased a bunch of them.<\/p>\n

Playground Justice Vigilante Style
\nEzri: That boy hitted me.
\nMe: He hit you? That was not nice.
\nEzri: It’s okay. I spitted on him.
\nMe: We do not spit on people. Was this before or after he hit you?
\nEzri: After. After hit, I spitted on him.
\n(An obligatory discussion of never spitting on people and the necessity of involving the law – err, adults – to settle such disputes followed.)<\/p>\n

“Mama, do you have enough hands?”
\nThis said after asking for a snack. I may be using the phrase, “I don’t have enough hands,” too often since Ivan was born.<\/p>\n

“Is it now yet?”
\nThis after hearing from her parents, “Not now. You need to be patient.” one too many times.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Today was the first day Ezri asked for her mittens that I thought she had the right idea. It’s getting chilly out there. Another collection of Ezri’s comments: “Many things are up high. So, may I please stand on chairs?” Ezri’s comment on the slightly smaller bananas in the produce section: “These are just my […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2993","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ezri-speaks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2993","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2993"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2993\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3004,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2993\/revisions\/3004"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2993"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2993"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2993"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}