{"id":2652,"date":"2011-07-30T10:39:23","date_gmt":"2011-07-30T15:39:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=2652"},"modified":"2011-07-30T10:40:13","modified_gmt":"2011-07-30T15:40:13","slug":"smoothie-scam-artist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=2652","title":{"rendered":"Smoothie Scam Artist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On a hot day, Ezri and I made a deal to split a smoothie.<br \/>\nI wanted a mango pineapple smoothie and thought I had Ezri sold.<br \/>\nThen she said she wanted &#8220;booberry, strawberry.&#8221;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2011\/07\/berrysmoothie.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2011\/07\/berrysmoothie-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"berrysmoothie\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2654\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2011\/07\/berrysmoothie-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2011\/07\/berrysmoothie-767x1024.jpg 767w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nAfter tasting the berry smoothie, she decided she really wanted my mango smoothie.<br \/>\nI clearly have trouble saying no to Ezri.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2011\/07\/mangosmoothie.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2011\/07\/mangosmoothie-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"mangosmoothie\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2655\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2011\/07\/mangosmoothie-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2011\/07\/mangosmoothie-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nWe shared two smoothies. So, really there was no loser in this story.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On a hot day, Ezri and I made a deal to split a smoothie. I wanted a mango pineapple smoothie and thought I had Ezri sold. Then she said she wanted &#8220;booberry, strawberry.&#8221; After tasting the berry smoothie, she decided she really wanted my mango smoothie. I clearly have trouble saying no to Ezri. We [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2652","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2652","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2652"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2652\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2658,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2652\/revisions\/2658"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2652"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2652"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2652"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}