{"id":2533,"date":"2011-07-02T07:38:20","date_gmt":"2011-07-02T12:38:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=2533"},"modified":"2011-07-02T07:39:59","modified_gmt":"2011-07-02T12:39:59","slug":"turn-the-hose-on-her","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=2533","title":{"rendered":"Turn the hose on her!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Turn the hose on her and, as long as it has the sprinkler attachment, it will bring shrieks of joy.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2011\/07\/sprinkler.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2011\/07\/sprinkler-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"sprinkler\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2538\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2011\/07\/sprinkler-300x224.jpg 300w, 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