{"id":5066,"date":"2014-06-03T15:25:41","date_gmt":"2014-06-03T20:25:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=5066"},"modified":"2014-06-03T15:25:41","modified_gmt":"2014-06-03T20:25:41","slug":"squirtie-selfie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=5066","title":{"rendered":"Squirtie Selfie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ezri calls squirting herself with the garden hose a &#8220;squirtie selfie.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/squirtieselfie.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/squirtieselfie-200x300.jpg\" alt=\"squirtieselfie\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-5067\" srcset=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/squirtieselfie-200x300.jpg 200w, http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/squirtieselfie-683x1024.jpg 683w, http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/squirtieselfie.jpg 1041w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ezri calls squirting herself with the garden hose a &#8220;squirtie selfie.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5066","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5066","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5066"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5066\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5068,"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5066\/revisions\/5068"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5066"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5066"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5066"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}