{"id":3466,"date":"2012-05-03T20:36:06","date_gmt":"2012-05-04T01:36:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=3466"},"modified":"2012-05-03T22:26:59","modified_gmt":"2012-05-04T03:26:59","slug":"an-edible-arrangement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=3466","title":{"rendered":"An Edible Arrangement"},"content":{"rendered":"

The doorbell rang and a delivery person arrived with oodles of fruit.
\nI had to put down the baby to claim this arrangement. It took two hands to carry.
\nIvan was not pleased, but he recovered and enjoyed the floor show of his family eating fruit.
\nHe had to settle for applesauce and playing with a wooden spoon.
\nClearly, the older child got more out of this one.<\/p>\n

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Ezri was very keen to help me with this birthday present.
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She selected a flower to eat first.
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This is what she looks like with a half melon ball in her cheek.
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She declared the flower to be yummy.
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Then this conversation:
\nEzri: Why are some strawberries brown?
\nme: Because they are chocolate covered.
\nEzri: Can I have one?<\/p>\n

A three-year-old and chocolate covered strawberries is fun, but not neat.
\nI have shown that said child will use one napkin per strawberry and turn it completely brownish.<\/p>\n

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It was further shown that if there are skewers of grapes in the fridge and the fridge is not locked, Ezri will eat them ALL one by one.
\nI had three grapes off this arrangement, Ezri had around 30.
\nGoodness grapes!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The doorbell rang and a delivery person arrived with oodles of fruit. I had to put down the baby to claim this arrangement. It took two hands to carry. Ivan was not pleased, but he recovered and enjoyed the floor show of his family eating fruit. He had to settle for applesauce and playing with […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3466","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-birthday"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3466","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3466"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3466\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3488,"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3466\/revisions\/3488"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3466"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3466"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3466"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}