{"id":2807,"date":"2011-10-08T15:15:38","date_gmt":"2011-10-08T20:15:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=2807"},"modified":"2011-10-08T15:23:03","modified_gmt":"2011-10-08T20:23:03","slug":"ezri-speaks-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=2807","title":{"rendered":"Ezri speaks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;But I don&#8217;t know the words.&#8221;<br \/>\nThis comment was repeatedly wailed after being asked to read to herself in her room, since she would not, could not nap.  She was holding a library book that we had not read often enough to memorize.<\/p>\n<p>Pointing to the Obama &#8217;08 logo on Eric&#8217;s T-shirt:<br \/>\nEzri:  That&#8217;s from Meghan&#8217;s laptop.  That&#8217;s Meghan&#8217;s favorite.<\/p>\n<p>Ezri:  What&#8217;s that?  It&#8217;s like a tongue for his bum!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;These raisins are grape flavored.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll take off my socks and you kiss my feet.&#8221;<br \/>\nSaid to me after I read Counting Kisses by Karen Katz which features a baby getting kisses on various body parts.  Sums up our relationship some days.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I am your big sister.&#8221;<br \/>\nThis comment was said in Ezri&#8217;s version of a Darth Vader imitation into a toy microphone right next to Ivan&#8217;s head.  Eric so often used this toy to say, &#8220;Ezri, I am your father,&#8221; in his Vader voice that Ezri thinks this is the microphone&#8217;s purpose.  Early on in her speaking career she carried it around and said into it simply, &#8220;I father.  I father.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We talked about bird poop.&#8221;<br \/>\nJust telling me about her conversation with Eric.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;One day ago.&#8221;<br \/>\nEzri uses this phrase for anything that happened a long time ago.  Her last doctor&#8217;s appointment in February was &#8220;one day ago.&#8221;  Visiting her dad&#8217;s office 10 months ago was &#8220;one day ago.&#8221; I like her stories about what happened one day ago.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, no, Ivan!  One at a time. One AT A TIME.&#8221;<br \/>\nWith both kids in the back of the car, Ezri was crying because we&#8217;d had to leave the park where she was playing.  Then Ivan started crying (not sure why) and Ezri yelled in her bossy big sister tone, &#8220;No, no, Ivan!  One at a time. One AT A TIME.&#8221;  If she can enforce the one-wailing-child-at-a-time rule, in my house I am all for it.<\/p>\n<p>In other news, Ezri is now big enough to try the monkey bars.  She even got herself from one rung to another before dropping.  She is SO STRONG.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2011\/10\/monkeybars.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2011\/10\/monkeybars-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"monkeybars\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2903\" srcset=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2011\/10\/monkeybars-224x300.jpg 224w, http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2011\/10\/monkeybars-767x1024.jpg 767w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2011\/10\/monkeybars2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2011\/10\/monkeybars2-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"monkeybars2\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2904\" srcset=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2011\/10\/monkeybars2-300x224.jpg 300w, http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2011\/10\/monkeybars2-1024x767.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;But I don&#8217;t know the words.&#8221; This comment was repeatedly wailed after being asked to read to herself in her room, since she would not, could not nap. She was holding a library book that we had not read often enough to memorize. Pointing to the Obama &#8217;08 logo on Eric&#8217;s T-shirt: Ezri: That&#8217;s from [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2807","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ezri-speaks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2807","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2807"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2807\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2906,"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2807\/revisions\/2906"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2807"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2807"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2807"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}