{"id":2092,"date":"2011-02-22T20:30:10","date_gmt":"2011-02-23T02:30:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=2092"},"modified":"2011-02-22T20:30:10","modified_gmt":"2011-02-23T02:30:10","slug":"bedhead-me-are-you-certain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=2092","title":{"rendered":"Bedhead?  Me? Are you certain?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2011\/02\/bedheaded.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2011\/02\/bedheaded-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"bedheaded\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2103\" srcset=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2011\/02\/bedheaded-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2011\/02\/bedheaded-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Her bedhead can be an all day affair &#8211; especially with hats and winter static in play.<\/p>\n<p>Today Ezri pointed at a boy she was playing with and said, &#8220;Pee-yew stinky diaper.&#8221;  We need to work on Ezri&#8217;s manners.   She&#8217;s taken to asking for things &#8220;RIGHT NOW&#8221; and when asked to ask politely she smiles and then says, &#8220;Please. Apple Juice, RIGHT NOW, Mama.&#8221;  This doesn&#8217;t sound anything like, &#8220;May I please trouble you for some apple juice at your earliest convenience, darling mother?&#8221;  No, it doesn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Her bedhead can be an all day affair &#8211; especially with hats and winter static in play. Today Ezri pointed at a boy she was playing with and said, &#8220;Pee-yew stinky diaper.&#8221; We need to work on Ezri&#8217;s manners. She&#8217;s taken to asking for things &#8220;RIGHT NOW&#8221; and when asked to ask politely she smiles [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2092","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2092","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2092"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2092\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2104,"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2092\/revisions\/2104"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2092"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2092"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2092"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}