{"id":1402,"date":"2010-07-08T12:13:01","date_gmt":"2010-07-08T17:13:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=1402"},"modified":"2010-07-08T12:13:33","modified_gmt":"2010-07-08T17:13:33","slug":"standing-on-her-stepstool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=1402","title":{"rendered":"Standing on her stepstool"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>WHAT?<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2010\/07\/what.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2010\/07\/what-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"what\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1400\" srcset=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2010\/07\/what-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2010\/07\/what-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>DOH.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2010\/07\/doh.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2010\/07\/doh-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"doh\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1401\" srcset=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2010\/07\/doh-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2010\/07\/doh-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ezri knows how to use a stepstool.  She puts it under things that we don&#8217;t want her to have (like the keys up on their hooks) and then gets them.  Way to use tools, Ezri.<\/p>\n<p>She also thinks it&#8217;s a fun standing spot.  It&#8217;s nice to be tall.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WHAT? DOH. Ezri knows how to use a stepstool. She puts it under things that we don&#8217;t want her to have (like the keys up on their hooks) and then gets them. Way to use tools, Ezri. She also thinks it&#8217;s a fun standing spot. It&#8217;s nice to be tall.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1402"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1402\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1403,"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1402\/revisions\/1403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}