{"id":1318,"date":"2010-06-14T11:54:57","date_gmt":"2010-06-14T16:54:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=1318"},"modified":"2010-06-14T11:59:17","modified_gmt":"2010-06-14T16:59:17","slug":"lefty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/?p=1318","title":{"rendered":"Lefty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ezri loves this plastic baby from Target who she calls &#8220;Babeee.&#8221;  I call him Lefty on account of the manufacturing error that gives him two right hands.  Ezri likes to ride Lefty on her tricycle, strap him into her stroller, give him drinks from her sippy cup (thank you no drip valve technology) and even toss him onto the futon to tickle him.<\/p>\n<p>Here are Ezri and Lefty.  She has recently removed his clothing.  He is not anatomically correct.  Although, I did add a belly button with a sharpie marker as Ezri was displeased that Lefty lacked one.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2010\/06\/lefty1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2010\/06\/lefty1-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"lefty1\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1315\" srcset=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2010\/06\/lefty1-224x300.jpg 224w, http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2010\/06\/lefty1-767x1024.jpg 767w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I asked Ezri to kiss the baby.  She, very sweetly, did just that making kissy noises.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2010\/06\/lefty2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2010\/06\/lefty2-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"lefty2\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1316\" srcset=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2010\/06\/lefty2-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2010\/06\/lefty2-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Then without prompting the kissing turned into this.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2010\/06\/lefty3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2010\/06\/lefty3-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"lefty3\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1317\" srcset=\"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2010\/06\/lefty3-224x300.jpg 224w, http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/2010\/06\/lefty3-767x1024.jpg 767w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nZombie Ezri must eat baby brains!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ezri loves this plastic baby from Target who she calls &#8220;Babeee.&#8221; I call him Lefty on account of the manufacturing error that gives him two right hands. Ezri likes to ride Lefty on her tricycle, strap him into her stroller, give him drinks from her sippy cup (thank you no drip valve technology) and even [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1318","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1318","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1318"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1318\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1319,"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1318\/revisions\/1319"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.ezriblau.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}