Ezri Speaks

Here is Fish-Ezri running about and saying, “glub-glub.”

Here are a collection of quotes and Ezri moments I thought were worth repeating.

“This is a goose. It poops on the farm.”

This exchange shows the power of Ezri’s diagnostic skills.
Grandma Liz: Do you think Ivan is congested?
Amanda: Yes, he didn’t used to snort like that.
Ezri: Maybe he is a pig baby.

“Old McDonald had a bum E-I-E-I-O with a pfft! pffft! here and pfft! pfffft! there. . .”

“The guitar is for a rockstar. Guitar and harmonica make me a author I think.”
It helps to know that her favorite author plays the harmonica and guitar simultaneously.

Ezri: Say Bagel.
Lori: Say Bagel?
Ezri: Say Bagel.
Lori: Bagel.
Ezri: That really blows my mind!

While drinking a juicebox at Subway, the Lmfao song Party Rock Anthem came over the restaurant speakers.
The lyrics are “Get up, get down, put your hands up to the sound
Put your hands up to the sound, put your hands up to the sound.”
Ezri was listening and put both her hands up in the air, keeping the straw of her juicebox in her mouth.
The rest of her juicebox slid down onto the floor and Ezri proceeded to cry.